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Potty Humor is at an all time high thanks to the lat­est failed Islamic ter­ror­ist, AKA the Under­wear bomber. Butt. Seri­ously! What can we expect next? Ter­ror­ists with explo­sive anal plugs, tam­pons, implants or pros­the­ses? I mean how far we can expect Islamic extrem­ists to go to destroy our way of life? Appar­ently, far. Killing inno­cent peo­ple world­wide is fair game in the name of Allah. Let’s recap.

It didn’t take long for Al Qaeda in the Ara­bian Penin­sula to claim respon­si­bil­ity for what looked like a shabby pair of skivvies that didn’t do did­dly. In fact, Al Qaeda said the under­wear bomb didn’t go off due to a “faulty det­o­na­tor.” Hmmm. Sweaty balls? Peed in his pants? Nope. Not going to see where this leads.

The fact is that the 23-year old Niger­ian Under­wear Bomber, Umar Farouk Abdul­mu­tal­lab, agreed to blow up a North­west Air­lines flight from Ams­ter­dam to Detroit filled with inno­cent pas­sen­gers with his butt. If that’s not a dirty way to fight, I don’t know what is.

So how did this hap­pen? Extrem­ist Islamic groups like Al Qaeda have pen­e­trated Lon­don col­lege cam­puses in recent years to recruit poten­tial jihadists from stu­dent polit­i­cal groups and reli­gious stud­ies cir­cles. The prob­lem has become so wide spread that Lon­don is becom­ing Islamified.  Think I’m exag­ger­at­ing? Guess again. The most pop­u­lar name for baby boys this year in Lon­don was Mohammed. Think this is a fluke? Guess again. Mohammed has already gained the top slot for baby boy names in Brus­sels, Ams­ter­dam, Copen­hagen and Oslo. Think this is con­cern­ing. Dang right.

So what about other 100 per­cent Islamic areas like Afghanistan. Well, the other bad guys, the Tal­iban, just claimed respon­si­bil­ity for a sui­cide bomb­ing that killed eight Amer­i­cans believed to be CIA employ­ees. Per the Taliban’s site (ya know they all have them), an Afghan National Army sol­dier det­o­nated his explosives-packed vest, killing 20 peo­ple and injur­ing 25 others.

Then, a road­side bomb hit an armored vehi­cle Wednes­day in south­ern Afghanistan, killing five Cana­di­ans – four sol­diers and a female jour­nal­ist. The list goes on.

Then there’s Yemen – another hotbed for Islamic ter­ror­ists. And guess what? It’s 100 per­cent Islamic. And what about Saudi Ara­bia where 15 of the 19 9/11 hijack­ers (two were from the United Arab Emi­rates, one was Egypt­ian and one was Lebanese) came from. Yes, it’s also 100 per­cent Islamic.

Then there’s war-torn Soma­lia where an Islamic man car­ry­ing chem­i­cals, Abdi Has­san Abdi, tried to board a com­mer­cial air­liner in Mogadishu last month with chem­i­cals that author­i­ties believe dou­bled for an explo­sive device. And yes, you got it. Somali is 100 per­cent Islamic.

We have to fig­ure out a way to com­bat would-be Islamic ter­ror­ists head-on with­out cav­ing to polit­i­cal cor­rect­ness. Our intel­li­gence agen­cies have to do more than just “mon­i­tor” or put these per­sons of inter­est on a “watch list.” We have to penal­ize the alarm­ing num­ber of sym­pa­thy groups that arm Islamic ter­ror­ists and cre­ate viral cam­paigns on their behalf.  We have to silence the hate mon­gers: the Holo­caust deniers and the wave of unfore­seen Anti-Semites and Anti-Zionists spread­ing like wild­fire. And we have to tell the annoy­ing pri­vacy groups whin­ing over full body scans to get a life. Heck, I’m not opposed to full cav­ity scans for those that require it. Are you? 

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